The fact that Conor had been subjected to the FISH video for what must be at least the second time in two years amused me so much that I scoured (tried for three minutes) the internet trying to find some of its HR politico speaky goodness. For those of you yet to be subjected to that hour or so of "attitude is key" nonsense vomited upon all low paid employees heres a summary.
1) Guys work with smelly fish from 5am and get paid dick
2) Guys are pissed off and the business isnt doin well
3) Manager decides to make work "fun" and global domination begins
It is condescending drivel, momentrary escapism from the dull reality that is life at minimum wage. You then get to throw toy fish around like an asshole for twenty minutes and get back to your soul destroying pseudojob while the management team pat themselves on the back. Im pretty sure FISH stands for Feed Idiots Shit Heap. I wanted to put it up here, but id probably get sued, so instead here is another video about fish fuckin with us. At least the Candiru is up front about it.
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I think Candiru Punishment would be a good name for a band.
Ouch...
Contraception + Penis Enlargement in one!
Hey, wanna see my pet candiru?
huh huh, "my pet candiru" is a better name for a band!!!
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